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I can only think of one word that describes the new “r-word” campaign – Retarded.

The only reason words like retard offend people, is because people empower them!

This is the same reason racial slurs exist. If you dont get offended, NO ONE CARES.

When was the last time you heard a white guy get called a CRACKER and care about it all all? Call me a cracker all day long – I could care less.

For that matter, go ahead and use any slur you want on me. I really could care less.

Dear r-word, I have a feeling that your more motivated by the money that a “non-profit” can make, and your more then happy to take it from any RETARD willing to follow your cause.

Maybe I should start a non-profit that spreads awareness about how ignorant letting slurs effect you is. I could make billions.

I saw some pretty ridiculous stuff when I was growing up (what am i saying – im still growing up) – especially in high school.

What ever happened to the good old days when elementary school and middle school was a time where we made friends, listened to what our parents had to say, and just had fun? I’d of never imagined anything like this when I was in either.

I was raised good. I got good morals and teachings from my mom, and my wittiness and vindictiveness are from my dads side (my dad and granddad are alot like me.) – Traits that may seem bad but have allowed to to exceed in life so far. Kids these days are obviously going wrong somewhere.

This is my cousin’s old girlfriend – lucky for him he had me to tell him the error in his crazy ways. His profile use to look a lot like this, but its nice now. I showed him what true swagger is (lol).

Anyway…

Look at that. Not only is it on its way to some of the ridiculousness i have posted about before.. but this girl is MAYBE 12. She is flicking you off, see it? It doesn’t get any better.

She is keeping it real with them fake hoes. Sorry…”wit them fake goes”. This girl is 12 – the comments are talking about getting knocked up … i have a feeling this will happen before she is 15..

It will probably be by this guy, her new boyfriend:

If these guys where 15..16… maybe I’d troll on them hard and just laugh. But seriously, this activity is a problem.

In my troll nature I have to point of some stupidity here. Everytime he says a number, he appends 00 to the front. WHY?

WHY ARE THESE KIDS SO CRAZY?

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comments?

If some people found /b/, their head would explode. (Dont lecture me on Rules 1 and 2!)

I bet that image above came from /b/ originally. Heh.
(I changed the old line here – because it said basically the same thing, but in /b/tard talk and seemed offensive to some I guess)

Blake Talley, you’ve changed!

Why do people insist on spilling apologies, rants, anger, ect – all over the public facing wall? Why do people still have conversations over the wall for that matter?

Facebook has messaging. If your too dumb to us it, let me point you in the right direction!

Alright… Now that we have that out of the way, lets discuss why I think people post things that should be private, publicly. They want attention. Lets take a recent example of something that happened on a friends wall today (faces and names badly hidden for hilarity sake.)

Normally – I’d troll all over the line “im sorry for what i did and done”, but thats not the point here. The point is that this should be private, but it was done for attention.

Lets take a look at the strategic change of profile picture.

All of these items make him seem “sensitive” and “emotional”.

I guess its a smart play? – Most people will see it and take sympathy of poor pitiful you.

It just bugs me. I use facebook to keep up with friends and see upcoming events, ect. – Not to watch people spew their emotional garbage all over the place.

If facebook was “ebaumsworld” – I’d tell you to Get off my /fb/.

So thats exactly why Im re-posting them here, for the world to see.

Seriously tho. Some things should be said over Facebook Messaging… or maybe actually in person.. at least a phone call? This is an example of Facebook Over Sharing, in the worst way. I could troll on my (adopted) brother’s lack of grammer… but I feel bad trolling kris… because he trolls himself by opening his mouth….every day… Constantly.

So.. Ill just post what he posted. Who does this?

Today im flying from Birmingham, AL to Washington, DC. When going through the checkpoint, I was asked to step aside. All my stuff was tested for explosive material, I thought the TSA agent was going to poop himself when he picked up my electronic cigarette liquid. He handled it like it was napalm or something.

Why was I randomly chosen off all people?

Im a respectable looking young man. Its not like I wear skinny jeans, tight shirts, have long hair, and wear 59FIFTY hats…like all terrorist do.

ITS BECAUSE IM BLACK, ISN’T IT?